This is Rachel:
She is a pretty cool girl. We generally get along. Except she did not seem to appreciate it when I told her I stuck my balls into her car.
Rachel's Car
My Testicles
So she got all upset. It got violent.
So I called for a truce because I was tired of being kicked. But when I went for the truce high five she slapped a dirty rag into my hand. Unacceptable. Now everytime I see her car I will be putting my nutsack (pictured above) on her car (also pictured above). Sadly her phone cannot recieve my picture messages so I will just have to tell her. Daily.
