If you go out you are bound to see this
It will be on just about every person at the bar. Now let’s think about some shit. It is a tuesday. These people have jobs or school. They don’t usually drink at the bar on tuesday. How do I know this? Because I drink at the bar on tuesday and I’ve never seen any of you fuckers there. But you are going to be drinking more than usual. Maybe having some of this and calling it a night.
Right exactly…what’s that? Oh you’re going to get
Wow, two bottles of wine. Okay well then now you are all done for the night, what? Seriously?
And some beer. Okay. Well then you need one more thing to have a good St. Patricks Day. 
That my friends is a bucket. And if you think that after only having a few drinks with some friends every other friday you can down some vodka, a couple bottles of wine and some beers you are going to need that. You see most of you will be vomitting this St Patricks Day, and since there are more people than toilets in most bars just bring a bucket. You’ll be good to boot and rally.
From me here at this website have yourself a nice St. Patricks Day and then stay the fuck out of my bars.
